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F I D O N E W S -- Volume 13, Number 44 28 October 1996 +----------------------------+-----------------------------------------+ | The newsletter of the | ISSN 1198-4589 Published by: | | FidoNet community | "FidoNews" | | _ | 1-904-409-7040 [1:1/23] | | / \ | | | /|oo \ | | | (_| /_) | | | _`@/_ \ _ | | | | | \ \\ | Editor: | | | (*) | \ )) | Christopher Baker 1:18/14 | | |__U__| / \// | | | _//|| _\ / | | | (_/(_|(____/ | | | (jm) | Newspapers should have no friends. | | | -- JOSEPH PULITZER | +----------------------------+-----------------------------------------+ | Submission address: FidoNews Editor 1:1/23 | +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ | MORE addresses: | | | | submissions=> cbaker84@digital.net | +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ | For information, copyrights, article submissions, | | obtaining copies of FidoNews or the internet gateway FAQ | | please refer to the end of this file. | +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ SPECIAL HALLOWEEN ISSUE? Table of Contents 1. EDITORIAL ................................................ 1 Submissions are picking up ............................... 1 2. ARTICLES ................................................. 2 ARTSPEC has been updated! ................................ 2 A Short *.MSG Programming Tutorial [II] .................. 7 Speaking of music echoes ................................. 14 Rules, rules, rules ...................................... 15 3. FIDONET HISTORY .......................................... 18 When TBBS became Echomail capable ........................ 18 4. COORDINATORS CORNER ...................................... 19 Nodelist-statistics as seen from Zone-2 for day 299 ...... 19 5. NET HUMOR ................................................ 20 Cybersaga song ........................................... 20 FTSC Jokes ............................................... 20 Do Geeks rule the Net? ................................... 23 Are you an Internet addict? .............................. 26 Are you addicted to the Net? ............................. 29 6. COMIX IN ASCII ........................................... 31 Hail hail the gangs all here? ............................ 31 Comix from Chattanooga ................................... 31 Come out come out wherever you are? ...................... 33 Just in time for goblins? ................................ 34 7. QUESTION OF THE WEEK ..................................... 36 Would you send in a headline given the chance? ........... 36 And more! FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 1 28 Oct 1996 ================================================================= EDITORIAL ================================================================= We got a lot of .JOK and .CMX files this week. We also got a good response to last week's Question of the Week. Those responses have initiated the creation of a new section called Answers of the Week which appears in this Issue for the first time. Keep 'em coming! [grin] I have also updated ARTSPEC.DOC to include this new section FILENAME.TYP [.ANS] as well as adding an instruction to the message submission detail and correcting a couple other minor points. The update is included in this issue as the first article. It was also hatched out into SDS area SOFTDIST as ARTSPEC.ZIP and into the FIDONEWS file Echo as ARTSPEC.DOC along with this Issue of FidoNews. As always, it is also available on the FidoNews Webpage and by file-request to 1:1/23 [1:18/14] by filename or magicname of ARTSPEC. See the Masthead information at the end for addresses. Next week, I will begin publishing the FidoNet Technical Standards on a space-available basis. FTS-0001 is 65K so it will be most of next week's Issue. The others are much shorter and may appear in bunches. After all the FTSs have been published, the FSCs [standards proposals] will appear regularly. Another new section will be created for these publications to set them apart. Developers are welcome to submit their proposals for FidoNews publication using the filename extension of: .FTC . I'm still looking for some .BIO submissions from all you lurkers. You don't have to be famous or infamous to tell on yourself. Don't be shy. There aren't any ghost stories here to make this a Halloween Issue but we do have a Jack-o-Lantern courtesy of Dave Aronson. [grin] Boo! C.B. ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 2 28 Oct 1996 ================================================================= ARTICLES ================================================================= [A few minor changes and adjustments and the addition of a new FILENAME.TYP] Ed. FidoNews Article Submission Guidelines FidoNet address 1:1/23 Updated 27 Oct 1996 by Christopher Baker Updated 29 May 1991 by Tom Jennings Based on the original work by Thom Henderson | denotes a change since the last update |. "Fido" and "FidoNet" are registered trademarks of Tom Jennings, Box | 410923 |, San Francisco CA | 94141 |, USA and are used with permission. -------- SYNOPSIS: FidoNews is the newsletter of the FidoNet computer network, its Sysops and users. It is passed to its readers electronically via the FidoNet and other computer networks and to non-network readers as well. This document intends to tell you how to write and submit articles for publication in FidoNews. Much of it describes the technical specifications which an article must meet in order to be included in the newsletter, as well as broad (very) guidelines on content. (Of course you realize articles can be submitted only electronically.) Please read it carefully. The article you save might be your own. ------------ INTRODUCTION: FidoNews was originally founded in early 1984 to include all parts of the lives of its member Sysops and users, which of course means not just technical matters. We do not have fixed goals of maximum distribution or maximum readership (i.e. lowest common denominator) but only to meet the needs of our individual network members. The success of this venture has always been contentious at best (ahem). In any case the grand experiment continues. Twelve years later (at this writing) and over 30,000 Nodes in the network, the editorial policy, or lack of one, of FidoNews has shown to best fit our ever-changing and unpredictable needs. FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 3 28 Oct 1996 -------------- SUBJECT MATTER: Articles on any subject of interest to FidoNet members and users are welcome and encouraged, not necessarily of a technical nature, though priority may be, but not necessarily, given to articles of importance to the FidoNet, its technology and its uses; other networks such as uucp and the Internet; social aspects of communications; ethical issues; other related matters. -------------- ARTICLE LENGTH: Try to keep articles short. The longer it is, the less likely people are to read it. Consider splitting long articles (more than five pages) into smaller articles to be run serially. Exceptions will be made at the whim of the editors. For practical reasons, we will attempt to keep FidoNews to a "reasonable size", which is of course a highly subjective and variable thing. As of May 1991, the goal is under 100,000 bytes. Decisions regarding content may be made based upon this, though in general it shouldn't be an issue. ------------------ WRITING GUIDELINES: We are not all professional writers, nor is that even a goal for the FidoNews -- we want real communication to and from real people; even at the expense of so-called "good writing", which is frequently a tool to exclude. There are a few minimum requirements though for any successful writing, even for the lowly FidoNews: * The subject discussed must be clear to people other than the author! Don't assume that people will pick up the context from your writing. Tell them explicitly. * Why are you writing this? It may seem obvious -- "Review of the new Acme 75-baud Modem" -- but it's not. Are you the manufacturer? An irate customer? Let us know your point of view. * Who are you? A good question! Anonymity is acceptable, though most people want to take credit for their work. Include full contact information including electronic mail addresses. * Articles submitted via Netmail or email must contain all the technically required lines and delimiters in the BODY of the message. This includes the *[title] line and the 70 character width requirement. | To indicate the filename type for one of these message submissions, place the FILENAME.TYP in the Subj: line of your email, Netmail, or Echomail |. Those that require extra editing may be delayed from appearing in FidoNews. FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 4 28 Oct 1996 * Articles will appear when space becomes available, not necessarily the "next" issue. If your article is of a time- critical nature, please say so when you submit it; the editor still has final say. * The editor reserves the right to request changes from an author to meet these "standards", which you have to admit are pretty loose. It is not the intent for this to be a mechanism to refuse articles the editor does not like, but simply to keep the contents intelligible. * If we have a backlog of articles, we may get fussier about things. Historically, this has not been a serious problem. --------------------- SUBMITTING AN ARTICLE TECHNICAL REQUIREMENTS: If all that hasn't scared you away, the next step is to create a text file which contains the text of your article. The resulting file should be sent or uploaded to | "Editor" |, FidoNet address 1:1/23. The "physical" location (and phone number) of FidoNews varies, and hence must be found elsewhere, such as within a recent copy of FidoNews itself. Filenames must follow the MSDOS standard: FILENAME.TYP a 1 to 8 character file name (A - Z, 0 - 9) a period, a 0 to 3 character file type (A - Z, 0 - 9) File types are used to distinguish types of submissions, as follows: .ART An article, commentary, open letter, or general news item. .GUE Want to write a Guest Editorial? [*Name & Node on line 1] .RET Need to make a Retraction of a previous article or notice? .COL Want to become a regular contributor with your own column? | .ANS Answers to the Question of the Week. | .BIO FidoNet biographies - tell us your story. .HIS FidoNet history - got an anecdote to share? .REV Reviews of related product, services, or programs. .JOK Net humor in print. .CMX Comics in ASCII. [watch those lines at 70 columns!] .PRF Want to Proofread? Get a cookie for spotting errors. .AD Advertising FREE services or events. .SAL "For Sale" .WAN "Wanted" .NOT A notice for the back of the issue. Keep them short. FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 5 28 Oct 1996 If your file doesn't have one of the above extensions, then it will lay around taking up disk space until someone takes a look at it and realizes what it is. Maybe. The name of the file is up to you, though you should use a name which is not likely to be "stepped on" by someone else -- the system will not guarantee file names are unique. For example, FNEWS.ART is probably not a good name for an article. -------------- CHARACTER SETS: The character by character contents of the file itself must meet the following standards or it cannot be published in FidoNews. The FidoNews staff WILL NOT be responsible for making file contents conform to these standards. * FLUSH LEFT MARGIN: Please do not put a "left margin" on your articles. Have the text start at the very first column. * RIGHT MARGIN AT COLUMN 70 OR LESS: Less is tolerable, more is definitely not. If your cursor is resting at column 71 when your line is ended, you're okay. One character past that even with trailing spaces and MAKENEWS will barf on your submission. If your submission is physically rejected, the Editor will have to fix it manually or send it back for reformatting. * RAGGED-RIGHT TEXT: Word-Star style "justification" (inserting spaces into sentences so that a paragraph is perfectly rec- tangular) is extremely hard to read, and consumes needless space. Please don't use it! * NO FUNNY CHARACTERS: This includes formfeeds, returns without linefeeds, linefeeds without returns, tabs and other oddities. The only control codes (character codes 0 through 31 decimal) allowed are carriage return (CR) and linefeed (LF). The only exception is: Control-Z "end of file" terminator characters are tolerated. Not required. * NO GRAPHICS CHARACTERS: Believe it or not, not everyone in the world has an IBM PC. Please restrict yourself to printable ASCII characters in the range 20 hex to 7E hex (space to tilde). * LINES TERMINATED: Each line in the article should be terminated with a 'newline' -- either the MSDOS standard (CR/LF) or the unix standard (LF only). ----------------- SUBMISSION FORMAT: Below is a sample article properly formatted. Features of it are discussed further below. FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 6 28 Oct 1996 --article file example begins below this line-- *A Sample Article [this is in LINE 1 starting at COLUMN 1] This is My Title by Joe Schmoe, [Netmail/email address] And here is my article. Note that it is flush left (zero indent). Also note that the right margin is at column seventy so that it won't overflow "most" text windows. Each line has a newline. Note the *'ed first line. My article will be listed in the table of contents exactly as it appears after the * above. Figure 1. Table 1. +-------+ ======== | A Box | Alpha +-------+ Bravo Note that we am not using any funny-o characters. This ensures that the final article will look the same to every user, no matter what sort of hardware he has. This is the last sentence of our article. --article file example ends above this line-- The FIRST line of text is the Table of Contents line. It MUST begin with an asterisk * as shown above. NO BLANK lines above title line are permitted. If you do not follow this instruction exactly, the article will not be listed in the Table of Contents. This Table of Contents listing method works for all submission file types. * Everything that follows the *'ed line will appear in the body of the newsletter. The *'ed line will be stripped out of your article text so if you want it repeated as your title in the article BE SURE to repeat it on a second line without the *. * Next should be the title or name of your article, your name, and contact information (network address(es), Postal Service address, etc) Try to keep it to one or two lines each. * Put a blank line between paragraphs. Paragraphs that all run together are very difficult to read, and may be rejected. * If you want to put in a table or a figure, go right ahead. We do not rearrange text, so your table or figure will remain exactly as you entered it. Try to limit them to ones that make the communication CLEARER. * Don't put a lot of blank space at the top or bottom. The FidoNews-generator programs will visually separate articles automatically. * Please check for basic errors in spelling, grammar, and punctuation. We're not publishing a textbook, but you don't FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 7 28 Oct 1996 want it to embarrass yourself do you? * Don't use FidoNews to grind your personal axes against other FidoNet members. An article presenting a side of an internal dispute is one thing. An article defaming or perseverating over several Issues is another. Articles that merely quote endlessly from other sources to no particular effect are also not a good idea. * Don't republish copyrighted material from other sources WITHOUT the permission of those sources. Include the permission in such articles. * Remember that FidoNews is no better or worse than the articles submitted to it. If you want FidoNews to be a useful newsletter, get involved and submit useful articles. It's up to YOU to make it work. -------------------- SUBMISSION DEADLINES: FidoNews is published on Monday of every week. Deadline for file submissions to the FidoNews Editor via file-attach is 2300 ET [0300 UTC/GMT] the previous Saturday. Deadline for submissions via Netmail, email, or in the FIDONEWS Echo is 2300 ET [0300 UTC/GMT] the previous Friday. Submissions which miss the deadlines will be processed the following week. Submission by deadline is not a guarantee of appearance in that week's FidoNews but it is likely depending on volume of submissions. -30- ----------------------------------------------------------------- A Short *.MSG Programming Tutorial [II] Damian Walker, 2:2502/666 This is article 2 of 3 on programming for *.MSG messages. We start with alterations to the generic message reading routine included in last week's article. A full listing of our example program will appear in article 3. A More Robust Routine to Read Messages Let's revisit our readmsg() function which is the workhorse of this program. The first thing a seasoned C programmer might notice is that there is no validation to see if the message file has been opened properly, or that it exists at all. In our latest example program (the complete file lister) it isn't so important since the existence of the file is verified by the findfirst()/findnext() functions. However, if readmsg() is used in other circumstances, this failing might make the function unacceptable. A simple 'if' check solves this problem: FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 8 28 Oct 1996 int readmsg(struct fts1 *msg, char *text, int limit, char *filename) { FILE *msgfile; /* message file handle info */ int successful = 0; msgfile = fopen(filename, "rb"); if(msgfile != NULL) { fread(msg, sizeof(struct fts1), 1, msgfile); fread(text, 1, limit, msgfile); fclose(msgfile); successful = 1; } return successful; } I could have combined the open and the validation 'if': if( (msgfile = fopen( filename, "rb" )) != NULL ) but I'm avoiding C-specific shortcuts like this in the interests of readability. Notice that I've introduced a return value into the function now, so that the calling process can check to see if a message has actually been read. This necessitates the 'successful' variable. Alternatively, the value of the pointer 'msgfile' could have been returned to the calling process, a NULL meaning that the read was unsuccessful, but this is slightly messy as we're possibly giving the calling process a pointer to an address which it shouldn't have. The next problem with the function is that it relies upon the zone and point information in the message header in order to find see the full 4D address, and few programs actually use the zone/point fields in the header. This is why our examples up until now have limited their output of addresses to the 2D net/node format. In order to avoid random data appearing as zone and point numbers we must ignore these fields in the header entirely, and instead use three kludges which FTS-1 tells us about: INTL, FMPT and TOPT. These are all found within the message text, and are known as 'kludges' since they were added to the original specification to cover for fields not present in the header of the original message format design. The format of INTL is: ^AINTL: destzone:destnet/destnode origzone:orignet/orignode Although a few programs put an INTL in every message, it should really only appear in messages which cross zones, eg. a message from zone 1 to zone 3. So this kludge can't be used for in-zone messages, and unfortunately there isn't any reliable way of extracting the zone from in-zone messages at all. Although this sounds like a big drawback, there is an easy way to avoid problems. Most FTN-specific programs will store the address of the system which is using the software, and an in-zone message arriving at your system has obviously originated from your own zone, the zone for the origin and destination systems can be taken from your FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 9 28 Oct 1996 own address. Since a full config file is beyond the scope of this article, I shall 'cheat' and use a simple #define to store your own zone number. This will be a 2 in these examples (from my own address), but you'll want to use your own zone number if you try these examples out-- or engineer a better solution altogether, such as a config file or command line argument. So know we know we have some idea about how to extract the zone numbers from a message, let's implement this in code. The way I do this is to stick the origin and destination zones into the header fields reserved for that purpose-- just as if they were there in the message header in the first place. The new readmsg() function should have the following added after 'int successful = 0;': char *kludgefind; and the following added after 'successful = 1;': kludgefind = strstr(text, "\01INTL"); if(kludgefind == NULL) { msg->origzone = MYZONE; msg->destzone = MYZONE; } else { kludgefind = strchr(kludgefind, ' '); msg->destzone = atoi(kludgefind); kludgefind = strchr(&kludgefind[1], ' '); msg->origzone = atoi(kludgefind); } This assumes that MYZONE has been #defined elsewhere, such as in the example: #define MYZONE 2 And since it uses atoi(), strchr() and strstr() it also relies upon the header files <stdlib.h> and <string.h>, which must now be included at the top of the program as follows: #include <string.h> #include <stdlib.h> Basically the code works like this: If no INTL kludge is present, the user's zone (MYZONE) is used in the origin and destination addresses. If the INTL kludge is present, it will contain two spaces. After the first space will appear the destination zone followed by a colon (':'), and after the second space the origin zone will appear, also followed by a colon. The atoi() function is used to convert the textual zone numbers into integers, with the colon serving as a terminator which tells the atoi() function where the number ends. So now we have a more robust message reading facility which will not crash or choke if the file doesn't exist, and it will correctly recognise origin and destination zones from kludges in the message text. But what of points? The process is similar to recognition of FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 10 28 Oct 1996 nodes, but is slightly easier since once the kludge is found, we know that the point number is always six characters on. We don't need to search for the intervening space. Technically this solution could have been used to extract the destination zone from the INTL kludge as well. The following code follows on from the closing brace ('{') of the preceding example: kludgefind = strstr(text, "\01FMPT"); if(kludgefind == NULL) msg->origpoint = 0; else msg->origpoint = atoi( &kludgefind[6] ); kludgefind = strstr(text, "\01TOPT"); if(kludgefind == NULL) msg->destpoint = 0; else msg->destpoint = atoi( &kludgefind[6] ); This section searches for a FMPT kludge, and if found, it takes the following number as the originating point. If it's absent, then the originating point number is set to zero, regardless of the existing value of the point field in the header. Remember, the header information is unreliable. Then a similar process follows for determining the destination point number. Now all we have left to consider in making readmsg() more robust is the issue of messages lacking a terminating null() character. Since the message text is read as is, and C requires a terminating null character on all strings, we need to make sure that the terminating null is actually present ourselves. The simplest way to do this is to add the null regardless of whether it was present or not. Converting this idea to C code we add the variable definition: int textlen; to the top of the readmsg() function and replace the second 'fread' line (the one which reads the message text) with the following section of code: textlen = fread(text, 1, limit, msgfile); if(textlen < limit) text[textlen] = '\0'; else text[limit - 1] = '\0'; fread() returns the number of items read, and you can see that the fread() statement here chooses to define items as single characters, so fread() here is returning the number of characters in the message body into 'textlen'. If the number of characters read is less than the maximum number of characters allows (i.e. the size of our buffer) then it's safe to add a terminating null onto the end, hence "text[textlen] = '\0';". If we've completely filled our buffer, then we need to overwrite the last character with a terminating null instead-- "text[limit - 1] = '\0';". With all these changes in effect, the readmsg() function is in its final, reasonably robust, form. It copes with zone and point numbers, FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 11 28 Oct 1996 so we could perhaps include these in the display. The following line could be substituted for the existing printf() line in main(): printf("%-12s From: %s (%d:%d/%d.%d)\n", f.ff_name, msg.fromusername, msg.origzone, msg.orignet, msg.orignode, msg.origpoint); So we can now return to an earlier issue. What of compilers which do not have an equivalent to findfirst() and findnext()? More advanced programmers on the PC will realise that these functions map directly to a pair of DOS interrupts which may be used, and systems other than the PC may have equivalent services in their operating system. But such low-level fiddling is beyond the scope of this tutorial. There is a simpler, cumbersome brute-force method of obtaining a list of messages in a directory, which we can use now that readmsg() can cope with missing message files. The concept is very elementary. Simply count from 1 to some arbitrary value, attempting to open every message. The modified readmsg() will return 0 if the message is not present, or 1 if it is. Hence you could use the following code to call readmsg() in this way: for(count = 1; count <= 2000; ++count) { sprintf(msgname, "\\apps\\fd\\mail\\%d.msg", count); successful = readmsg(&msg, text, MAXMSGSIZE, msgname); if(successful) printf("%8d.MSG From: %s (%d:%d/%d.%d)\n", count, msg.fromusername, msg.origzone, msg.orignet, msg.orignode, msg.origpoint); } The 2000 could be replaced by a #defined constant which suits the target system, or a value supplied by a user or in a configuration file. But obviously this method is vastly inferior to the proper directory search using findfirst() in both efficiency and reliability-- the maximum message number may not be high enough to ensure all messages are read. Displaying the Body of Messages For many purposes it is enough to display the message header, but there are other cases where processing or display of the message body is needed. To illustrate this a separate example program is required. This program displays part of the header, and all of the body, of a *.MSG file. At its simplest level, the program could be as follows: #include <stdio.h> #include "fidomsg.h" #define MAXMSGSIZE 2048 /* include the readmsg() function here */ void main(int argc, char *argv[]) { FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 12 28 Oct 1996 struct fts1 msg; char text[MAXMSGSIZE]; readmsg(&msg, text, MAXMSGSIZE, argv[1]); printf("From: %s (%d:%d/%d.%d)\n%s\n", msg.fromusername, msg.origzone, msg.orignet, msg.orignode, msg.origpoint, text); } This simply displays the message text as read, preceded by the 'from' line of the header. This is rarely acceptable, though, since the screen code for a new line may not be the simple carriage return usually stored by Fidonet software. Some intellingent processing is necessary; the simple printf() line could be replaced by the following section of code: printf("From: %s (%d:%d/%d.%d)\n", msg.fromusername, msg.origzone, msg.orignet, msg.orignode, msg.origpoint); lastchar = '\0'; for(count = 0; count < strlen(text); ++count) { switch( text[count] ) { case '\n': if(lastchar != '\r') printf("\n"); break; case '\r': printf("\n"); break; default: putc( text[count] ); } lastchar = text[count]; } where lastchar must be declared along with the other variables in main(), as a 'char', and count must be declared as an int. A little explanation is in order: Most characters are displayed as is. A carriage return ('\r', or ASCII 13) is converted to a linefeed; printf() will display this correctly on the target computer system no matter what the actual code sequence for a linefeed should be. An actual ASCII linefeed character ('\n' or ASCII 10) is displayed as it is, only if it is not preceded by a carriage return. This simple algorithm copes correctly with three eventualities: a message stored with carriage returns, with linefeeds, or with carriage return and linefeed pairs. To make the display more aesthetically pleasing, you would also want to implement some form of word-wrap routine since Fidonet messages usually only put line terminators on the end of each paragraph. At the simplest level, you could implement this with a simple character counter and a 'if' statement which inserts a new line when the character count exceeds some line length. Better word wrap routines will read ahead of the display, and wrap a line at the last whitespace character before the right margin is reached. Since this is departing from Fidonet-specific concerns, I'll leave you to figure out how this could be done, while I go on to cover the writing of FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 13 28 Oct 1996 *.MSG files. Other Header Fields So far I have neglected to mention two important header fields which are of no relevance to our chief example program, but which are still important enough that they have a place in this tutorial. The first of these fields is the date field. This is a 20-character null-terminated string, which is in a specific format. If all you want to do with the date is display it, then you will find it in an acceptable format already. For processing of the date you will have a little more work to do. I won't go into a full explanation on date parsing, as that subject would fill an article in itself, but I will briefly explain the date format used so that you have enough information to easily work out a way to extract the date information for processing. The format is most concisely described as follows: DD Mmm YY HH:MM:SS Followed by a terminating NULL character. DD is the day of the month, from 01-31. Mmm is a 3-letter month name abbreviation in English, one of the following: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec YY is the year (I wonder how Fidonet software will cope in the year 2000?) Finally, the HH:MM:SS is the time-- hours, minutes and seconds. That's all you need to know about building/interpreting a timestamp, but what about that other header field I mentioned? I'm referring to the attribute word. This contains certain flags which tell the mailer or mail processor how the message will behave route-wise, and other yes/no information about the message. A full list of attribute bits is available in FTS-1, but it's repeated here in the form of a series of #defined constants which should be included in the file 'fidomsg.h' for use by netmail programs: #define MSGPVT 0x0001 /* Private */ #define MSGCRASH 0x0002 /* Crash message */ #define MSGRECD 0x0004 /* Message received */ #define MSGSENT 0x0008 /* Message sent */ #define MSGFILE 0x0010 /* File attached */ #define MSGTRANSIT 0x0020 /* In transit */ #define MSGORPHAN 0x0040 /* Orphan */ #define MSGKILL 0x0080 /* Kill/sent */ #define MSGLOCAL 0x0100 /* Local */ #define MSGHOLD 0x0200 /* Hold for pickup */ #define MSGFREQ 0x0800 /* File request */ #define MSGRRR 0x1000 /* Return receipt request */ #define MSGIRR 0x2000 /* Is return receipt */ #define MSGAUDIT 0x4000 /* Audit request */ #define MSGUPDATE 0x8000 /* File update request */ What I also need to tell you about are two attributes which you might think belong in the attribute word but which are actually found FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 14 28 Oct 1996 in kludges, presumably because they were added after the 16 bits of the attribute word were all allocated. 'Direct' is the first of these, and it is often used so perhaps it's reasonably important to know about. The other is 'Del/Sent'. This isn't just another name for 'Kill', but refers to files in a file attach message; a file attach message with 'Del/Sent' should delete the file when it has been sent. These attributes both use the FLAGS kludge, as follows: ^AFLAGS DIR for direct, or ^AFLAGS KFS for 'Del/Sent', I make the assumption that these initials stand for 'Kill File Sent', but whether this is correct or not, the technical meaning of the attribute is more important to us than the expansion of its acronym. These attributes may be combined in a single FLAGS kludge, and bear in mind that there may be other attributes which make use of the FLAGS kludge as well. Next week's article deals moves on to writing *.MSG messages, and includes some examples unrelated to our message lister. It also includes the full source code for the message lister. ----------------------------------------------------------------- WHAT IS THIS ECHO CALLED FILK? Kay Shapero 1:102/524 (kay.shapero@salata.com) A recent article identified some, but by no means all of the music- related echoes to be found in FIDOnet. Here's some information on one not mentioned, which can be found on the Zone 1 backbone as FILK. The following is reprinted from the (much larger) Filk Frequently Asked Questions file, which I maintain and can be f'reqed from 1:102/524 as FILKFAQ.ZIP. The article by Nick Smith is used with permission. What is this stuff called filk? My own favorite definition is simply "the folk music of the science fiction/fantasy fan community." For a more detailed description, see below: WHAT THE HECK IS FILK MUSIC? by Nick Smith (of LA Filkharmonics) Well, it's sort of like folk music. It is a mixture of song parodies and original music, humorous and serious, about subjects like science fiction, fantasy, computers, cats, politics, the space program, books, movies, TV shows, love, war, death. . . Filk music started off forty or fifty years ago, at science fiction conventions, where people got together late at night to have good old-fashioned folk music song circles. Well, late night circles being FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 15 28 Oct 1996 what they are, some folks got a little silly and started singing song parodies about their favorite SF books and authors. Fans started writing song parodies about themselves or each other. Some started composing serious songs about favorite topics. Some authors started composing original songs for their books. If the author didn't list a tune, fans made up one. Sometimes two. Sometimes several. Eventually, Filk songs wre written for just about every major science fiction or fantasy work. Some of them were actually good enough that people wanted to learn them, or just listen to them more than just at conventions. At that point, song books and recordings started being made. Over the last decade, Filk Music has reached the point where there are entire Filk Music gatherings, conventions, recording companies, and publications. Filk Music includes song parodies, original songs, and slightly musical poetry. It's a fun way to indulge in a little musical creativity, especially if you are a science fiction or fantasy fan as well as musically inclined. If you are only a fan, but not musical, you can still listen. Filk circles aren't pushy about requiring you to play or sing. If you are only musical, but not a fan, no one will hold it against you. Remember, we're in this thing for fun! [Written for flyer for distribution at California Traditional Music Society Annual Summer Solstice Dulcimer Festival and other local Los Angeles folk music events and stores.] What Nick didn't tell you is that the name started out as a typo of "folk" and was gleefully adopted by all and sundry as a term for what is after all a somewhat unusual subset. Kay Shapero, Moderator, FILK echo ----------------------------------------------------------------- To: cbaker84@digital.net Date: Sun, 20 Oct 1996 15:16:23 EST Subject: Rules, rules, rules... From: surak@juno.com (Rob A Shinn) For immediate release to FidoNews: There has been a lot of political in-fighting on FidoNet regarding rules in the past few months, and in fact for at least 5 years now. Many people, particularly Internet people, refer to us a Fight-O-Net. If we are *EVER* to exist side-by-side with the Internet in the online future, we are going to have to change our errant ways. First of all, people, we have to remember our roots! FidoNet was founded in the ideals of FREE SPEECH. It is a very libertarian-style network. Thus, rules have been very minimal on FidoNet. The reasons for this are clear: rules are not conducive to the free exchange of ideas. Just because you don't agree with someone's ideas, or you don't like a participant, or you don't like the moderator of a particular echo: CHANGE THE CHANNEL! You don't have to read anything FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 16 28 Oct 1996 on FidoNet. You don't have to receive any "file-bone" echos, either. If you disagree with the way Craig Ford runs the COMM echo, or with the banishment of James Dixon from Trek, you don't have to read EITHER echo. In fact, the Moderators would probably rather that you would not. If you don't agree with the political ideas on the Rush Limbaugh echo, or you have moral reservations about the Gay/Lesbian echo, no one is twisting your arm. Don't read them, don't carry them. If, OTOH, you think that all this stuff needs to regulated by some central controlling body...Heck, quit FidoNet, and join Intelec or U'NI-net (better not spell their name wrong or the Net Police will get you...<snicker>). These socialist networks are run by petty dictators (John Young and Cam Debuck, respectively) that have decided that if they control the content and behavior of users, they can somehow have a higher "quality" network. Don't believe me? Get their policy/list files, IN_####.ZIP (the latest as of this writing was IN_9610.ZIP) for Intelec and UNI###.ZIP (latest being UNI324.ZIP) for U'NI-net. Try and post a message on Intelec containing the word 'ABORTION' and watch how fast you are "TCAN'ed". These networks actually have TCAN (trash can) files that ban users from the ENTIRE NETWORK upon breaking the rules in any conference...the discretion sitting with the "benign" Network Administrator or Network Host (either read: Net Dictator). The Dictato...errrr...Network Administrator of Intelec, John Young, is so anal retentive, that he has a 300-and-some-line text file for the network rules, NETRULES.IN, in which each rule has been painstakingly fit onto one line, of 70 characters each, abbreviating or padding with spaces if necessary to make it fit. And both dictators are so AR, that even spelling the name of the network wrong, including improper capitalization or punctuation, is grounds for immediate banishment from the network. Do you want someone like that telling you what you can and cannot post? Do you want to exist in a online Gestapo state? If so, be my guest, go ahead and join the socialists, the dictators, and the Nazis... I, OTOH, will stick with FidoNet, as long as we can keep things simple in regards to rules. FidoNet has existed in its present form since 1984! The current lack of Zone 1 Echo Policy is not in the least detrimental to FidoNet. Individual moderators have done a decent job of running their own echoes. Some, like Gary Gilmore have long lists of very specific rules. Others, like Bob Kohl and Craig Ford have a list of general guidelines (Craig's is *very* loose, having adopted Steve Shapiro's 'Echomail Guidelines'). I favor looser guidelines, but if you like strict rules, you can always vote with your feet. Usenet is probably too loose. Most newsgroups are unmoderated and spam and junk kill many newsgroups. But Intelec and U'NI-net (again, making sure they're spelled right...) are nothing but extremism. We need to have moderated discussions, but control by a dictator in the name of "expediency" (an argument that has been used by Fidel Castro and Adolph Hitler to name a couple) has no place in FidoNet. But that's the way we're headed if we keep up this fighting up. So lets get back to our roots...and stand united and proud of a FidoNet that is what it always has been - a place for the free FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 17 28 Oct 1996 exchange of ideas. Rob A. Shinn @ 1:2410/116, surak@juno.com ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 18 28 Oct 1996 ================================================================= FIDONET HISTORY ================================================================= [Part of a continuing series on the history of FidoNet and the folks and programs that made it happen] Ed. Date: 05 Feb 87 11:55:57 From: Phil Becker on 128/16, FireNet Leader, Colorado Springs CO To: All on 135/14, Metro-Fire Fido of SFLorida Net, Miami FL Subj: TBBS ECHOMAIL I am leaving this message here in order to inform FIDO and OPUS SYSOPs that the TBBS Net Mail option will be released in about 2 weeks. After that time there will likely be a large number of new (to FIDONET) TBBS SYSOPS joining various EchoMail conferences. TBBS EchoMail handling is enhanced somewhat over the basic FidoNet EchoMail for use in TBBS only networks. However, I have included a command line option on the ECHOSCAN processor called -v1 which makes its output 100% compatible with the existing SCAN/TOSS. Now to the reason for this message. This option is not the default. New users who fail to set this option, and join a conference with those of you using FIDO and OPUS, will generate messages that get "chopped up" at the 80 column point by TOSS/SCAN. If you see this sort of thing happening, inform the TBBS SYSOP who is generating such messages to set the -v1 option on his ECHOSCAN command to generate compatible messages. Unfortunately with the large number of users new to the net, I am sure this will happen frequently and I want you, who will suffer from it, to know how to quickly inform the TBBS SYSOP of his error in his own terms to minimize this problem. It has already happened during beta test a few times, and even with a sizeable caution in the manual I am sure it will happen again, and hope this note will keep the confusion down. Also, in an attempt to anticipate the growth of EchoMail in this net, and the directions it may take, the TBBS EchoMail handlers will operate correctly if the AREA: and SEEN-BY lines are prefixed with ^A to suppress their display. If the net converts to this format at large, there is an option on the TBBS EchoScan called -hide which can be set to generate this type of output to the net. I hope that this information will allow those of you who are not running and don't want to have to learn about TBBS, but will have to live with its output to do so much more easily. Since there is now a proliferation of software on the net, tracking down such problems can become quite time consuming and I hope this will remove some of the false problems (due to operator error) more easily by helping you to recognize them and know what to tell the offending SYSOP to do to fix them. Origin: TBBS Net - Aurora, CO (104/23) ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 19 28 Oct 1996 ================================================================= COORDINATORS CORNER ================================================================= Nodelist-statistics as seen from Zone-2 for day 299 By Ward Dossche, 2:292/854 ZC/2 +----+------+------------+------------+------------+------------+--+ |Zone|Nl-271|Nodelist-278|Nodelist-285|Nodelist-292|Nodelist-299|%%| +----+------+------------+------------+------------+------------+--+ | 1 | 11826|11826 0 |11666 -160 |11666 0 |11555 -111 |38| | 2 | 16406|16394 -12 |16341 -53 |16356 15 |16324 -32 |53| | 3 | 954| 951 -3 | 950 -1 | 956 6 | 954 -2 | 3| | 4 | 629| 629 0 | 610 -19 | 620 10 | 620 0 | 2| | 5 | 100| 100 0 | 97 -3 | 97 0 | 97 0 | 0| | 6 | 1020| 1020 0 | 1022 2 | 1020 -2 | 1020 0 | 3| +----+------+------------+------------+------------+------------+--+ | 30935|30920 -15 |30686 -234 |30715 29 |30570 -145 | +------+------------+------------+------------+------------+ ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 20 28 Oct 1996 ================================================================= NET HUMOR ================================================================= CYBERSAGA Words: Kay Shapero Tune:"Black Denim Trousers"* CHORUS: He had pointed green eartips, a socket in his head, And a black leather jacket with "Deck 'em" on the back. He had a pair of mirror shades that flashed like the midday sun That elf was the terror of every shadowrun. He streaked his face with red and he streaked his hair with green He had rows of ruby rhinestones on the ridges of his eyes. On the back of his right arm was a Moebius-type tattoo That told the time in Tokyo in shades of red and blue. Oh he had a cybermodem and it was a marvel rare But tech will only do the things that tech can do He cracked a wizard's data base and searched until he found Ways magic could be used to get around... chorus The other hackers warned him not to play with magic spells. They said "These things could send you to a dozen diff'rent hells." He didn't hear, he didn't care, his mind was in a spin At the worlds that now existed and the worlds that might have been. He started searching like a madman, green fire shining in his eyes. He vowed he'd plunder all the worlds for high tech gear and spells. But he found a Disney dreamworld; and something that he met Derezzed his body right into the Net... No more pointed green eartips, no socket in the head, And no black leather jacket with "Deck 'em" on the back. The mirror shades are broken that flashed like the midday sun But he still is the terror of every shadowrun! Words copyright Kay Shapero, 1990 *with acknowledgements to Ted Johnstone's "Corduroy Trousers"... ----------------------------------------------------------------- FTSC Jokes by Lee Kindness, 2:259/7, lkindnes@csl.co.uk Just a wee ditty that flowed thru NET_DEV last week, and it relates quite well to last weeks editorial... *** Area: NET_DEV FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 21 28 Oct 1996 *** From: Paul Edwards (3:711/934.9) *** To : All *** Subj: FTSC Jokes! Hey guys, have you heard the latest list of FTSC jokes? If anyone has seen any other joke lists floating around the echos, please post them! Q. How many FTSC members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. The FTSC only documents existing practice. There is no mathematical proof that lightbulbs are existing practice. Q. How many FTSC members does it take to write an FTSC document? A. The FTSC doesn't write documents, it just publishes them. Q. How do I get the FTSC to publish my document? A. That is not documented. Q. How do I get the FTSC to approve my proposal and make it a standard? A. The FTSC doesn't approve proposals, that's the job of a standards committee. Q. Who do I report errors in the published standards to? A. Do you have internet access? NO) - sorry, the FTSC Chair only responds to internet mail. YES) - what do you want to use fidonet for, if you have internet? Everyone else in the FTSC only uses internet, including the only person who has the legal authority to update FTS-1. We are still attempting to track the author of FTS-4, to see if we can get him to join the internet too. Q. What do you get if you mix all the output of the FTSC, with a dead fish? A. A dead fish. Q. Within the FTSC circles, what is the FTSC Chair known as? A. We've got a Chairman, have we? Q. What did the FTSC committee member say to the non-FTSC-committee member? FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 22 28 Oct 1996 A. Nothing. The FTSC does not talk to developers, they only get in the way. Q. Which has more intelligence - the FTSC Chair, the rest of the FTSC, or a door knob? A. Only an FTSC member would need to ask such a question. Don't bother asking the chairman for the answer - try asking Mr Knob. Q. Why is the FTSC echo not publicly-readable (even if not writeable)? A. Because then the developers would know that they were dead. At the moment developers have this quaint picture of lots of committee members scurrying around trying to do things to help the average developer actually WRITE something. Q. What does FTSC stand for? A. Need Another Seven Astronauts. Q. What does FTSC really stand for? A. What gave you the impression that the FTSC was capable of standing? Q. What is the preferred programming language of the FTSC? A. Turtle Graphics. Q. If the FTSC were a country, which one would it be? A. Mars. It's out-er-space, which is why there's no room for any more standards. Q. What do you get if you cross an FTSC member with a pen and a coathanger? A. Pens that multiply instead of disappearing (clarification for FTSC members - it's the coathangers that cause the multiplication, not you). Q. Why don't FTSC members put ice in their drinks? A. The FTSC member who had the recipe, died. Q. Why do FTSC members' dogs have flat noses? A. From chasing parked cars. FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 23 28 Oct 1996 Q. Why do FTSC members have flat noses? A. From chasing their dogs too closely. Q. Does an FTSC member float or sink if immersed in water? A. "Dissolved" is a better way to describe the phenomenon. Q. Why do FTSC members prefer to use pentiums? A. It reports that they have produced a positive number of standards in the last 6 years (0.000000353). Q. What's the difference between an FTSC member and a snail? A. One's slow, doesn't have any intelligence, and if you were stuck in traffic behind it, you'd die of old age before getting to your destination. The other is an insect found in gardens. ----------------------------------------------------------------- From: top5@walrus.com To: topfive@news.zdnet.com Date: Thu, 12 Sep 1996 10:16:07 +45 Subject: TopFive -- 9/12/96 -- Indications That Geeks Rule the Web Reply-To: Top5@walrus.com Sender: owner-topfive@news.zdnet.com _____________________________________ _________| |________ \ | The Top Five List | / \ | www.topfive.com | / \ | | / \ | Sponsored by Windows Sources | / > | www.wsources.com | < / | | \ / | September 12, 1996 | \ / |_____________________________________| \ /___________) (__________\ The Top 5 Indications That Geeks Rule the Web 18> I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may implicate me. 17> See contributor list below. 16> 20 bad hurricane names; zero complaints. FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 24 28 Oct 1996 15> '96 World Wide Web Consortium postponed due to international shortage of asthma inhalers. 14> 78,859,603,962,549,850,306,721,987,591,357,852 Karaoke home pages -- and counting. 13> Latest Internet polls show Chris White leading Bob Dole by 10 percentage points. 12> Most users chance of hacking into the Pentagon still better than chance of hooking up with Cindy Crawford. 11> 95% of high-level system passwords are based on Star Trek trivia. 10> Bathroom stalls at information superhighway rest stops all covered with java code graffiti. 9> Uh, you're READING it, buddy. 8> Scanned photos of home page owners all look like cross between Lyle Lovett and Thomas Dolby. 7> alt.binary.tape.glasses 6> Money magazine picks Bill Gates as sexiest man alive. 5> Cocoa Puff stains on the bottom left corner of most WEB pages. 4> Frequent server crashes between 12-1 p.m. because most users have been forced to surrender their lunch money. 3> Fierce Kirk vs. Picard debate crashes AOL. 2> "Click here for your free Netscape pocket protector!" and the Number 1 Indication That Geeks Rule the Web... 1> Actually, Dogbert rules the Web, geeks are just his loyal minions. 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For further info (including how to become a contributor): Send a message to top5@walrus.com with the word "INFO" in the *subject* line of the message. ========================================================= Ruminations & Ponderances It's not the size of the dog in the fight, It's the size of the fight in the dog. (Thanks to Dave Pugh) I think you'd find that a laid-back Doberman would still chew the stuffing out of an ornery Chihuahua. (Thanks to Paul Paternoster) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the rats gnawing on the dog's corpse after he loses. (Thanks to Mitch Patterson) ============================================================= ** The Top Five List http://www.topfive.com ** Sponsored by Windows Sources http://www.wsources.com FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 26 28 Oct 1996 ----------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Mike Riddle" <mriddle@novia.net> To: "Baker, Christopher" <cbaker84@digital.net (Christopher Baker)> Date: Thu, 12 Sep 96 08:46:32 -0500 Reply-To: "Mike Riddle" <mriddle@novia.net> Subject: Fwd: Humor - YOU KNOW YOU ARE AN INTERNET ADDICT... ==================BEGIN FORWARDED MESSAGE================== >From: "Joy Kendrick, WebWeaver" <jc@clearlight.com> >Organization: Joyous Creations >To: geeks@shorty.com >Date: Wed, 11 Sep 1996 23:14:43 -0500 >Reply-to: jc@clearlight.com YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN: * You kiss your girlfriend's home page. * Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. * Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them. * You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search. * You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines. * You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop. * You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment. * All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3. * And even your night dreams are in HTML. * You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com. * You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. * Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address in print or on TV, even though you've never had heart problems before. * You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened. * You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives. * Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 27 28 Oct 1996 what she looks like. * All of your friends have an @ in their names. * When looking at a pageful of someone else's links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple. * Your dog has its own home page. * You've already visited all the links at Yahoo and you're halfway through Lycos. or [C]ontinue? * You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem. * You realize there is not a sound in the house and you have no idea where your children are. * You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again. * You refer to your age as 3.x. * You have commandeered your teenager's phone line for the net and even his friends know not to call on his line anymore. * Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box. * Even though you died last week, you've managed to retain OPS on your favorite IRC channel. * You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL. * You don't know the sex of three of your closest friends, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask. * Your husband tells you he's had the beard for 2 months. * You miss more than five meals a week downloading the latest games from Apogee.t, or [C]ontinue? * You start looking for hot HTML addresses in public restrooms. * You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape. * You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html * You actually try that 123.elm.street address. * You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy's got work to do" and you don't even have a job. * Your friends no longer send you e-mail...they just log on to your IRC channel. FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 28 28 Oct 1996 * You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse. * Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed." * You are so familiar with the WWW that you find the search engines useless. * You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape 1.1 or higher." * You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your ISP...because you never log off. * You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet. * You forget what year it is. * You start tilting your head sideways to smile. * You ask your doctor to implant a gig in your brain. * You leave the modem speaker on after connecting because you think it sounds like the ocean wind...the perfect soundtrack for "surfing the net". * You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited." * You turn on your computer and turn off your wife. * Your wife says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat. * As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button. Hope you all have a great Thursday! Joy Kendrick Web Weaver & Owner Joyous Creations 925 Gillette Street Winston-Salem, North Carolina 27105-5715 E-mail: jc@clearlight.com Welcome to Joyous Creations! http://www.clearlight.com/~jc/JoyousCreations/ Welcome to Joy's Wonderful & Wacky World! http://www.clearlight.com/~jc/JoysWorld/ "Ok, who cancelled my reality check???" Virtual Vacations, (You *need* a vacation!) http://www.plws.com/vv The Muse's Music Hall! Virtual E-Cards! http://www.thecore.com/~nannette/ FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 29 28 Oct 1996 ===================END FORWARDED MESSAGE=================== ----------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Mike Riddle" <mriddle@novia.net> To: "Baker, Christopher" <cbaker84@digital.net (Christopher Baker)> Date: Wed, 11 Sep 96 12:03:39 -0500 Reply-To: "Mike Riddle" <mriddle@novia.net> Subject: Fwd: Austin Robinson-Coolidge: Humor - Addiction to the Net (fwd) ==================BEGIN FORWARDED MESSAGE================== >To: geeks@shorty.com >Subject: Austin Robinson-Coolidge: Humor - Addiction to the Net (fwd) >Date: Wed, 11 Sep 1996 08:40:06 -0500 >From: Tyler Godfrey <godfreyt@stolaf.edu> ------- Forwarded Message Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to the net 10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. 9. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher." 8. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom. 7. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. 6. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment. 5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access. 4. You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems. 3. You start using smileys in your snail mail. 2. The last girl you picked up was a JPEG. 1. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem. You succeed. ------- End of Forwarded Message Tyler Godfrey UNIX Systems Intern St. Olaf College, Northfield MN godfreyt@stolaf.edu FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 30 28 Oct 1996 http://www.stolaf.edu/people/godfreyt/ ===================END FORWARDED MESSAGE=================== ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 31 28 Oct 1996 ================================================================= COMIX IN ASCII ================================================================= [Speech program users: The picture below is of two figures giving a Roman salute (arm upraised with palm forward). One is wearing battle gear and the other a toga.] --- Following message extracted from NETMAIL @ 1:374/14 --- By Christopher Baker on Fri Oct 25 10:26:50 1996 From: Dave Aronson @ 1:109/120 To: Chris Baker @ 1:18/14 Date: 24 Oct 96 23:49:26 Subj: more ascii comix! Come to think of it, that old echomail you dredged up was probably from the days when something like this was my BBS's opening screen: iIi # A Hail, citizen! iIi |||| __#__ Ave! | |||| ___ Oy Vey! \__) /.-.-.\ / | Centurion Circus Maximus \__) {{{ }}} / | | |'o o`| / | | | | o o | / | | | @ | | and his twin brother | | | @ | | | \`---'/ | | | \`---'/ ` `==)___(==-\ A Senator Gluteus Maximus ` `---)___(---. \ ||M M|| \ H \ | | \/`'MM MM`'|\ \ H welcome you to \/ | | | M M M | \ \H | _-.___.' | | M M | \ H .------|>o------. |(____| | |===(*)===| \() | T I D M A D T | | \ | |HHHHHHHHH| H `---------------' | \ | |HHHHHHHHH| H | \__/ |HHHHHHHHH| H (These Initials Don't | | |VVVVVVVVV| H \ ___/ | | | | H Mean A Da*n Thing!) \__--~| | |_| |_| H |_| |_| (__| |__) H (__| |__) ----------------------------------------------------------------- [Speech program users: The picture below is of a large screen television being viewed by the denizens of Mystery Science Theater 3000. There is a dragon with its wings unfurled on the screen. Another row of seats is repeated then a picture of Tom Servo and then a large hand palm out is displayed.] From: 362-708-4!Troy.H..Cheek@river.chattanooga.net (Troy H. Cheek) Date: 17 Oct 96 09:19:14 -0500 Subject: ASCII art Organization: river.chattanooga.net To: cbaker84@digital.net FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 32 28 Oct 1996 Not sure if ASCII art will make it unscathed through my internet gateway. Here's trying... +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ | __----~~~~~~~~~~~------__| | . . ~~//====...... __--~| | -. \_|// |||\\ ~~~~~~::::... /~ | | ___-==_ _-~o~ \/ ||| \\ _/~~- | | __---~~~.==~||\=_ -_--~/_-~|- |\\ \\ _/~ | | _-~~ .=~ | \\-_ '-~7 /- / || \ / | |~ .~ | \\ -_ / /- / || \ / | | ____ / | \\ ~-_/ /|- _/ .|| \ / | |~ ~~|--~~~~--_ \ ~==-/ | \~--===~~ .\ | | ' ~-| /| |-~\~~ __--~~ | | |-~~-_/ | | ~\_ _-~ /\ | | / \ \__ \/~ \__ | | _--~ _/ | .-~~____--~-/ ~~==. | | ((->/~ '.|||' -_| ~~-/ , . _| | | _-~-__ ~) \--______________--~~ | | //.-~~~-~_--~- |-------~~~~~~~~ | | //.-~~~--\ | +--------------------------------------------------------------------+ It's like Godzilla __ ___ ____ only not good! \ / \ / \ (###( \ / < | (~~\ / ||> \ | ~~~|| / \ / \ /~ ~\ /~~~~~~~~\__/~~~~~~~~\__/~~~~~~~~\__/~~~~~~~~\__/~~~~~~~~\__/~~~~~~~~ \ /\ ______ -- \ > ___ \\__// / \ || /:::\ / \ \ / || <:::> /\ / ||> < \ \:::/ \-|| \ || / \ \_/ \ || ...... ...... ...... ...... \ ......\ ...... ./" "\./" "\./" "\./" "\./" "\./" "\ " " " " " " " MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 _____ ________________ / \ | Hey, Pink Boy! | | | / |________________| \_____/ / /_<U>_\ >\\\}| |o o| |{\\\< | |o o| | | |o o| | / / / \ \ \ /_/_/__|__\_\_\ ______________________ FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 33 28 Oct 1996 / || \___| / \_____/\______/_________________ _______________/ | \ | / |_____|______|_____/_ | / \ | | \ || \ \ | |______|______|______ / || \ | | | \ | | | |______|_____|_____/ ________________ | \ ~~--___________________________|_____|____/ Owen E. Oulton -- |Fidonet: Troy H. Cheek 1:362/708.4 |Internet: 362-708-4!Troy.H..Cheek@river.chattanooga.net | | Standard disclaimer: The views of this user are strictly his own. | River Canyon Rd. BBS <=> Chattanooga OnLine! Gateway to the World. ----------------------------------------------------------------- [Speech program users: The picture below shows a figure half in and half out of what appears to be a closet door.] --- Following message extracted from NETMAIL @ 1:374/14 --- By Christopher Baker on Thu Oct 24 11:37:06 1996 From: Fredric Rice @ 1:218/890 To: Editor @ 1:1/23 Date: 22 Oct 96 19:53:06 Subj: Article! Greetings, Christopher! I doubt this will fit your format requirements but here it is anyway for FidoNews. David mentioned this file and sent me a copy. I couldn't find mine and I had forgotten all about it. -=- Begin ASCII art -=- From: Fredric L. Rice To: All Apr-26-94 20:45:26 Subject: Closet Bruce -------------------------- Yes, you've heard .|.............. | Help bruce to come a lot about him, .|.............. | out of the closet all of your new .|..............-. | and stand up for his friends have one, .|.............. o\ | Constitutional and and you have even .|..............- ] | civil rights! contemplated .|.............._/ | owning one for .|.............. -. | Take him out and dress your very own. .|.............. \ | him up to vicariously .|.............. \ | explore the boundaries FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 34 28 Oct 1996 Well now, as part .|.............. |\ \ | of your own latent of this one-time .|.............. | \ \ | closet dwelling. television offer, .|.............. | \--\ | you, too can have .|.............._| /||\ | Not available in most .|.............. | | stores and void where .|.............. | | prohibited by bigotry CLOSET BRUCE ! .|.............. | | and religious hatred. .|.............. | | "Comes in his .|.............. | | Dial 1-800-HEY-BOYS own closet!" .|.............. |-- | for a rushed delivery. .|..............____| | -------------------------- "Just when you though it was safe to come out of the closet" --- Origin: PRIME NETWORK! Where The Bullshit Never Sets (1:218/890.666) ----------------------------------------------------------------- [Speech program users: The picture below is of a large Jack-o-lantern under a full moon with a cat in the foreground.] Date: 29 Sep 90 22:50:38 From: Dave Aronson To: Jonathan Rolfe @ 906/201 Subj: Re: Happy New Year ______________________________________________________________________ > I always wondered what the creative could do within the constraints > of ASCII! Now let's see if anyone can get some runes together for > Hallowe'en! Maybe something like: _ H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N ! ! / \ ___ ( ) //// \ _ / //// ********************** **************************** ************************************ ******\~~~~~~/***********\~~~~~~/******* ********\ /*************\ /********* **********\ /******/^\******\ /*********** ************\/******/ \******\/************* *******************/_____\******************** ********************************************** # *********\~~~~|***|~~~~~|***|~~~~/********** # **********\ |***| ___ |***| /***|\___/|*/^^\ # ***********\ ~~~ |***| ~~~ /*****` o.o '/ \ # ************\___|***|___/*******=(___)= /^\ \# *********************************U\ / \ ) ***************************** #^# #^# ************************** # # # # ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 35 28 Oct 1996 (which I picked up from a long-forgotten source). If anyone can snailmail me a written copy of "Happy Samhain" in runed Gaelic, I'll take a whack at ASCIIfying it.... Origin: TIDMADT Enterprises (703) 370-7054 (1:109/120) ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 36 28 Oct 1996 ================================================================= QUESTION OF THE WEEK ================================================================= Some folks like to write stuff for newsletters and some don't. This week you will get another prod to produce something for FidoNews. The Question of the Week for 1344 is: Can you compose a meaningful Headline for FidoNews Issues to come if you are limited to good taste and 60 characters length? Send your answers as the new .ANS submission by filesend to 1:1/23 or as email, Netmail, or Echomail in the FIDONEWS Echo. See the Masthead info for addressing details. Thanks. ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 37 28 Oct 1996 ================================================================= ANSWERS OF THE WEEK ================================================================= --- Following message extracted from NETMAIL @ 1:374/14 --- By Christopher Baker on Tue Oct 22 18:08:12 1996 From: William Wilson @ 1:129/89 To: Christopher Baker @ 1:18/14 Date: 22 Oct 96 13:14:28 Subj: Speech and Fido Christopher, In volume 13, number 43 of FidoNews, you ask: "I am aware that there are folks out there reading FidoNews with speech programs. I know these programs are also used for Netmail and Echomail. The Question of the Week is who uses these programs, what programs are in use, and are any of these functions available inside mailers or BBS or editor programs?" First of all, I will intentionally attempt to be as brief as possible, mainly because my experience tells me I can quite easily discuss this topic to the point of boring my audience and stifling further interest! You see, for some of us, speech access to computers has dominated our lifes for years, and therefore our passion for the topic prevents us from recognizing the bounds of normal conversation! Simply put, speech programs are being used by anyone who finds their use an aid in accessing the information on their computer screen! This includes people such as myself who are totally blind, partially sighted people who often use speech in conjunction with a screen enlargement program, and others who are in some way print impaired including the dyslexic. Although I don't have specific numbers available to me, there are undoubtedly many thousands of individuals using speech synthesis to access their computer screens in North America, several times this worldwide! In most cases, by the way, there are two components to a speech system, the software half or speech program you've referred to, and the hardware half, the synthesizer itself. The speech program gives the user control over how the text is spoken, including very basic things like rate and pitch, as well as very subtle characteristics such as pronunciation of specific punctuation, color attributes, etc. Commands available with the typical speech program range from keys to totally reread the screen or current cursor line to automatic reading of this or that enhancement, if and only if it appears in a specific area of the screen! Basically speaking, the better the user knows their speech program, the more efficient they can be with their computer, and with today's speech programs the potential is FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 38 28 Oct 1996 profound! Speech synthesizers come in both internal and external models and are configured as either a serial or parallel device. Some common names of speech programs for DOS are Vocal-Eyes, ASAP, Flipper and Jaws, demos available for downloading from BlinkLink, 1:129/89, as well as many other sources. Common synthesizers include the Dectalk, SmarTalk, DoubleTalk and Soundingboard as well as many others. In general, speech programs range from about $300.00 to $550.00 while synthesizers go for between $350.00 to $1200.00, the price dependant upon various factors such as intelligibility, portability, etc. No BBS or mailer program that I know of gives the user specific speech functions, or at least none actually produce speech as I assume you meant by your question. As you can tell by what I've said above, however, most all text based software can be used with a speech program-synthesizer combination, and this includes everything from Binkleyterm to the vanilla Opus I'm running here! In fact, certain things can be done by the programmer to insure that their wares are indeed more speech friendly, thus the reason Doug Boone added the "Talker" option to Opus 1.73A. In general, what has become known as the "Speech Friendly Interface" has been added to many Dos programs, including both the Silver Xpress and Blue Wave off-line readers, the Commo communications program, and even the Shez file manager, so if anyone would like to learn more about what makes a program more speech compatible, file request "SFI.ZIP" from 1:129/89. Also, you may wish to consider joining us in BLINKTALK, the original Fidonet visual disabilities echo that's available from the backbone and has been around since 1988. We discuss things like this and other topics related to blindness everyday, and although most of us are indeed visually impaired, ALL are welcome! Hopefully that answered your question without boring TOO much, as I truly did try and keep it as short as possible! Thank goodness you didn't ask about how Windows and the Graphical User Interface is effecting all this or I would just be getting warmed up at this point! B-) Willie ... BlinkTalk - the Electronic Voice of the Blind! ----------------------------------------------------------------- --- Following message extracted from NETMAIL @ 1:374/14 --- By Christopher Baker on Fri Oct 25 23:09:29 1996 From: Debra Turner @ 1:392/15 To: Christopher Baker @ 1:18/14 Date: 23 Oct 96 16:19:53 Subj: Speech Software Hello Christopher, FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 39 28 Oct 1996 I use speech synthesis because of my visual disability. There are several commercially available applications as well as a wide variety of speech synthesizers. These software packages are often called screen readers. They are resident programs that sit in the background causing keystrokes to be spoken as well as any Bios output. Most modern screen readers also deal with direct screen writes. Pulldown menu items are announced as I highlight them. Characters that I cursor over while writing this message are spoken. Also, there are provisions to review anything currently on my screen at anytime. What this means in practicality is since the screen reader handles the task of providing output to the synthesizer many applications can be successfully used without being adapted for the speech user. There are some limitations to this of which I won't go into, but most mailers, tossers and a lot of common Bbs packages work well. Some have a "speech friendly" mode that causes them to use bios routines for screen writes as well as other things that make them work a little better with screen review apps. One example that comes to mind is the setup for Allfix. Most all of the common mailers, Binkleyterm, frontdoor etc have been used with speech. I have ran Wildcat and Maximus as Bbs packages but others are in use too. I discovered Fidonet in 1991 when I heard about an echo for discussion of adaptive software as well as many other things of interest to me. There are quite a few visually impaired sysops in Fidonet. I put up my board last year when the local net became a local telephone call in my small town. Thanks for the descriptions in the Fidonews this week. Grate Newsletter! Debra debra@camalott.com ----------------------------------------------------------------- From: Kurt.Schafer@nsbbs.dudd.uniserve.com (Kurt Schafer) Date: 24 Oct 96 12:12:00 -0800 Subject: Q. of the Week: Speech programs & mail readers To: cbaker84@digital.net Greetings Mr. Baker. This is in response to your "Question of the Week", regarding the use of speech programs within mailers or BBS or editor programs. I found and tried just such an animal about a month ago, but it was an offline mail reader. I hope this is the type of information you had in mind. FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 40 28 Oct 1996 The program's name is: "QWKTALK (Version 4.0) by Pegasus Software. The archive is: QWKTALK4.ZIP 572921 01-23-95 And the file_id.diz reads as follows: Pegasus Software's * QWKTALK * 4.0 Worlds' only talking e-mail reader! *** New Release! *** >>>> Supports File Attachments! <<<< Full unlimited reply capability enabled Robotic voice reads your mail to you! ANSI @ PCBOARD Color Display Features NEW >> Carbon Copies and Bookmark!! Full Voice Utilities * ALIAS Support Auto Signature Attach...and IT TALKS! Silent mode for PCs w/s Sound Card! All features enabled!!!! Now with sequential capture for Internet binary file re-assembly! A Pegasus Software & Imaging Product And finally, this program was found on a two-disc cd-rom set of "10,000 MS DOS shareware programs...from the Internet." (by Simtel- May/95) ttyl... Kurt. *FIDO: 1:153/412 *email: sysop@nsbbs.dudd.uniserve.com --- ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 41 28 Oct 1996 ================================================================= NOTICES ================================================================= Future History 29 Oct 1996 Republic Day, Turkey. 5 Nov 1996 Election day, U.S.A. 5 Nov 1996 Guy Fawkes Day, England. 1 Dec 1996 Twelfth Anniversary of FidoNews Volume 1, Issue 1. 12 Dec 1996 Constitution Day, Russia 26 Jan 1997 Australia Day, Australia. 6 Feb 1997 Waitangi Day, New Zealand. 16 Feb 1997 Eleventh Anniversary of invention of Echomail by Jeff Rush. 29 Feb 1997 Nothing will happen on this day. 25 May 1997 Independence Day, Argentina 11 Jun 1997 Independence Day, Russia 1 Dec 1998 Fifteenth Anniversary of release of Fido version 1 by Tom Jennings. 31 Dec 1999 Hogmanay, Scotland. The New Year that can't be missed. 15 Sep 2000 Sydney (Australia) Summer Olympiad opens. -- If YOU have something which you would like to see in this Future History, please send a note to the FidoNews Editor. ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 42 28 Oct 1996 ================================================================= FIDONET SOFTWARE LISTING ================================================================= Latest Greatest Software Versions by Peter E. Popovich, 1:363/264 Crap. In the final stages of preparing this week's submission, I managed to accidentally trash most of the changes since last week and all of my pending entries. I'll do my best to reconstruct the changes, but it may take a few weeks to get back up to speed. Phooey. I've had problems upstream with my inbound routed netmail. I strongly suggest folks -crash- their submissions to me or e-mail them to me at popovich@gate.net Phased out this week: Archimedes Software Phase-out highlights: This week: Atari ST/TT Software Deadline for info: 8 Nov 1996. Last week: QNX Software Deadline for info: 1 Nov 1996. -=- Snip -=- Submission form for the Latest Greatest Software Versions column OS Platform : Software package name : Version : Function(s) - BBS, Mailer, Tosser, etc. : Freeware / Shareware / Commercial? : Author / Support staff contact name : Author / Support staff contact node : Magic name (at the above-listed node) : Please include a sentence describing what the package does. Please send updates and suggestions to: Peter Popovich, 1:363/264 -=- Snip -=- MS-DOS: Program Name Version F C Contact Name Node Magic Name ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Act-Up 4.6 G D Chris Gunn 1:15/55 ACT-UP Announcer 1.1 O S Peter Karlsson 2:206/221 ANNOUNCE BGFAX 1.60 O S B.J. Guillot 1:106/400 BGFAX CheckPnt 0.5 beta O F Michiel van der Vlist 2:500/9 CHECKPNT FidoBBS (tm) 12u B S Ray Brown 1:1/117 FILES FrontDoor 2.12 M S JoHo 2:201/330 FD FrontDoor 2.20c M C JoHo 2:201/330 FDINFO GIGO 07-14-96 G S Jason Fesler 1:1/141 INFO Imail 1.75 T S Michael McCabe 1:297/11 IMAIL ImCrypt 1.04 O F Michiel van der Vlist FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 43 28 Oct 1996 2:500/9 IMCRYPT InfoMail 1.11 O F Damian Walker 2:2502/666 INFOMAIL InterEcho 1.19 T C Peter Stewart 1:369/35 IEDEMO InterMail 2.29k M C Peter Stewart 1:369/35 IMDEMO InterPCB 1.52 O S Peter Stewart 1:369/35 INTERPCB IPNet 1.11 O S Michele Stewart 1:369/21 IPNET Jelly-Bean 1.01 T S Rowan Crowe 3:635/727 JELLY Jelly-Bean/386 1.01 T S Rowan Crowe 3:635/727 JELLY386 MakePl 1.8 N F Michiel van der Vlist 2:500/9 MAKEPL Marena 1.1 beta O F Michiel van der Vlist 2:500/9 MARENA Maximus 3.01 B P Tech 1:249/106 MAX McMail 1.0g5 M S Michael McCabe 1:1/148 MCMAIL MDNDP 1.18 N S Bill Doyle 1:388/7 MDNDP MsgEd 4.00 O F Paul Edwards 3:711/934 MSGED Opus CBCS 1.73a B P Christopher Baker 1:374/14 OPUS O/T-Track 2.63a O S Peter Hampf 2:241/1090 OT PcMerge 2.7 N F Michiel van der Vlist 2:500/9 PCMERGE PlatinumXpress 1.1 M C Gary Petersen 1:290/111 PX11TD.ZIP RAR 2.00 C S Ron Dwight 2:220/22 RAR RemoteAccess 2.50 B S Mark Lewis 1:3634/12 RA Silver Xpress Door 5.4 O S Gary Petersen 1:290/111 FILES Reader 4.3 O S Gary Petersen 1:290/111 SXR43.ZIP Squish 1.11 T P Tech 1:249/106 SQUISH T-Mail 2.599I M S Ron Dwight 2:220/22 TMAIL Terminate 4.00 O S Bo Bendtsen 2:254/261 TERMINATE Tobruk 0.33 T F Paul Edwards 3:711/934 TOBRUK TriBBS 10.0 B S Patrick Driscoll 1:372/19 TRIBBS TriDog 10.0 M S Patrick Driscoll 1:372/19 TRIDOG TriToss 10.0 T S Patrick Driscoll 1:372/19 TRITOSS WWIV 4.24a B S Craig Dooley 1:376/126 WWIV XRobot 3.01 O S JoHo 2:201/330 XRDOS OS/2: Program Name Version F C Contact Name Node Magic Name ---------------------------------------------------------------------- BGFAX 1.60 O S B.J. Guillot 1:106/400 BGFAX FleetStreet 1.17 O S Michael Hohner 2:2490/2520 FLEET GIGO 07-14-96 G S Jason Fesler 1:1/141 INFO ImCrypt 1.04 O F Michiel van der Vlist 2:500/9 IMCRYPT Maximus 3.01 B P Tech 1:249/106 MAXP MsgEd 4.00 O F Paul Edwards 3:711/934 MSGED PcMerge 2.3 N F Michiel van der Vlist 2:500/9 PCMERGE RAR 2.00 C S Ron Dwight 2:220/22 RAR2 Squish 1.11 T P Tech 1:249/106 SQUISHP T-Mail 2.599I M S Ron Dwight 2:220/22 TMAIL2 Tobruk 0.33 T F Paul Edwards 3:711/934 TOBRUK XRobot 3.01 O S JoHo 2:201/330 XROS2 Windows (16-bit apps): Program Name Version F C Contact Name Node Magic Name FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 44 28 Oct 1996 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- BeeMail 1.0 M C Andrius Cepaitis 2:470/1 BEEMAIL Windows (32-bit apps): Program Name Version F C Contact Name Node Magic Name ---------------------------------------------------------------------- BeeMail 1.0 M C Andrius Cepaitis 2:470/1 BEEMAIL Maximus 3.01 B P Tech 1:249/106 MAXN PlatinumXpress 2.00 M C Gary Petersen 1:290/111 PXW-INFO T-Mail 2.599I M S Ron Dwight 2:220/22 TMAILNT Unix: Program Name Version F C Contact Name Node Magic Name ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ifmail 2.8f M G Eugene Crosser 2:293/2219 IFMAIL ifmail-tx 2.8f-tx7.7 M G Pablo Saratxaga 2:293/2219 IFMAILTX MsgEd 4.00 O F Paul Edwards 3:711/934 MSGED Tobruk 0.33 T F Paul Edwards 3:711/934 TOBRUK Amiga: Program Name Version F C Contact Name Node Magic Name ---------------------------------------------------------------------- CrashMail 1.23 T X Fredrik Bennison 2:205/324 CRASHMAIL CrashTick 1.1 O F Fredrik Bennison 2:205/324 CRASHTICK MsgEd 4.00 O F Paul Edwards 3:711/934 MSGED Tobruk 0.33 T F Paul Edwards 3:711/934 TOBRUK Function: B-BBS, M-Mailer, N-Nodelist, G-Gateway, T-Tosser, C-Compression, O-Other. Note: Multifunction will be listed by the first match. Cost: P-Free for personal use, F-Freeware, S-Shareware, C-Commercial, X-Crippleware, D-Demoware, G-Free w/ Source Old info from: 01/27/92 --------------------------------------------------------------------- MS-DOS Systems -------------- BBS Software NodeList Utilities Other Utilities Name Version Name Version Name Version -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- Kitten 1.01 EditNL 4.00 MailBase 4.11a@ Lynx 1.30 FDND 1.10 MSG 4.5* Merlin 1.39n MakeNL 2.31 MsgLnk 1.0c Oracomm 5.M.6P@ Parselst 1.33 MsgMstr 2.03a Oracomm Plus 6.E@ Prune 1.40 MsgNum 4.16d PCBoard 14.5a SysNL 3.14 MSGTOSS 1.3 Phoenix 1.07* XlatList 2.90 Netsex 2.00b ProBoard 1.20* XlaxNode/Diff 2.53 OFFLINE 1.35 QuickBBS 2.75 Oliver 1.0a RBBS 17.3b Other Utilities OSIRIS CBIS 3.02 RemoteAccess 1.11* Name Version PKInsert 7.10 SimplexBBS 1.05 -------------------- PolyXarc 2.1a FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 45 28 Oct 1996 SLBBS 2.15C* 2DAPoint 1.50* QM 1.00a Socrates 1.11 4Dog/4DMatrix 1.18 QSort 4.04 SuperBBS 1.12* ARCAsim 2.31 RAD Plus 2.11 SuperComm 0.99 ARCmail 3.00* Raid 1.00 TAG 2.5g Areafix 1.20 RBBSMail 18.0 TBBS 2.1 ConfMail 4.00 ScanToss 1.28 TComm/TCommNet 3.4 Crossnet 1.5 ScMail 1.00 Telegard 2.7* DOMAIN 1.42 ScEdit 1.12 TPBoard 6.1 DEMM 1.06 Sirius 1.0x WildCat! 3.02* DGMM 1.06 SLMail 2.15C XBBS 1.77 DOMAIN 1.42 StarLink 1.01 EEngine 0.32 TagMail 2.41 Network Mailers EMM 2.11* TCOMMail 2.2 Name Version EZPoint 2.1 Telemail 1.5* -------------------- FGroup 1.00 TGroup 1.13 BinkleyTerm 2.50 FidoPCB 1.0s@ TIRES 3.11 D'Bridge 1.30 FNPGate 2.70 TMail 1.21 Dreamer 1.06 GateWorks 3.06e TosScan 1.00 Dutchie 2.90c GMail 2.05 UFGATE 1.03 Milqtoast 1.00 GMD 3.10 VPurge 4.09e PreNM 1.48 GMM 1.21 WEdit 2.0@ SEAdog 4.60 GoldEd 2.31p WildMail 2.00 SEAmail 1.01 GROUP 2.23 WMail 2.2 TIMS 1.0(mod8) GUS 1.40 WNode 2.1 Harvey's Robot 4.10 XRS 4.99 Compression HeadEdit 1.18 XST 2.3e Utilities HLIST 1.09 YUPPIE! 2.00 Name Version ISIS 5.12@ ZmailH 1.25 -------------------- Lola 1.01d ZSX 2.40 ARC 7.12 Mosaic 1.00b ARJ 2.20 LHA 2.13 PAK 2.51 PKPak 3.61 PKZip 1.10 OS/2 Systems ------------ BBS Software Other Utilities(A-M Other Utilities(N-Z) Name Version Name Version Name Version -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- Kitten 1.01 ARC 7.12 oMMM 1.52 SimplexBBS 1.04.02+ ARC2 6.01 Omail 3.1 ConfMail 4.00 Parselst 1.33 EchoStat 6.0 PKZip 1.02 Network Mailers EZPoint 2.1 PMSnoop 1.30 Name Version FGroup 1.00 PolyXOS2 2.1a -------------------- GROUP 2.23 QSort 2.1 BinkleyTerm 2.50 LH2 2.11 Raid 1.0 BinkleyTerm(S) 2.50 MSG 4.2 Remapper 1.2 BinkleyTerm/2-MT MsgLink 1.0c Tick 2.0 1.40.02 MsgNum 4.16d VPurge 4.09e SEAmail 1.01 FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 46 28 Oct 1996 Xenix/Unix 386 -------------- BBS Software Network Mailers Other Utilities Name Version Name Version Name Version -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- ARC 5.21 C-LHARC 1.00 |Contact: Willy Paine 1:343/15,| MSGLINK 1.01 |or Eddy van Loo 2:285/406 | oMMM 1.42 Omail 1.00 ParseLst 1.32 Unzip 3.10 VPurge 4.08 Zoo 2.01 QNX --- BBS Software Network Mailers Other Utilities Name Version Name Version Name Version -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- QTach2 1.09 QMM 0.50s Kermit 2.03 QCP 1.02 NodeList Utilities Archive Utilities QSave 3.6 Name Version Name Version QTTSysop 1.07.1 -------------------- -------------------- SeaLink 1.05 QNode 2.09 Arc 6.02 XModem 1.00 LH 1.00.2 YModem 1.01 Unzip 2.01 ZModem 0.02f Zoo 2.01 Macintosh --------- BBS Software Network Mailers Other Software Name Version Name Version Name Version -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- FBBS 0.91 Copernicus 1.0 ArcMac 1.3 Hermes 1.6.1 Tabby 2.2 AreaFix 1.6 Mansion 7.15 Compact Pro 1.30 Precision Sys. 0.95b EventMeister 1.0 Red Ryder Host 2.1 Export 3.21 Telefinder Host Import 3.2 2.12T10 LHARC 0.41 MacArd 0.04 Mantissa 3.21 Point System Mehitable 2.0 Software OriginatorII 2.0 Name Version PreStamp 3.2 -------------------- StuffIt Classic 1.6 Copernicus 1.00 SunDial 3.2 CounterPoint 1.09 TExport 1.92 MacWoof 1.1 TimeStamp 1.6 FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 47 28 Oct 1996 TImport 1.92 Tset 1.3 TSort 1.0 UNZIP 1.02c Zenith 1.5 Zip Extract 0.10 Amiga ----- BBS Software Network Mailers Other Software Name Version Name Version Name Version -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- 4D-BBS 1.65 BinkleyTerm 1.00 Areafix 1.48 DLG Pro. 0.96b TrapDoor 1.80 AReceipt 1.5 Falcon CBCS 1.00 WelMat 0.44 ChameleonEdit 0.11 Starnet 1.0q@ ConfMail 1.12 TransAmiga 1.07 ElectricHerald 1.66 XenoLink 1.0 Compression FFRS 1.0@ Utilities FileMgr 2.08 Name Version Fozzle 1.0@ NodeList Utilities -------------------- Login 0.18 Name Version AmigArc 0.23 MessageFilter 1.52 -------------------- booz 1.01 Message View 1.12 ParseLst 1.66 LHARC 1.30 oMMM 1.50 Skyparse 2.30 LhA 1.10 PolyXAmy 2.02 TrapList 1.40 LZ 1.92 RMB 1.30 PkAX 1.00 Roof 46.15 UnZip 4.1 RoboWriter 1.02 Zippy (Unzip) 1.25 Rsh 4.07a Zoo 2.01 Tick 0.75 TrapToss 1.20 |Contact: Maximilian Hantsch 2:310/6| Yuck! 2.02 Atari ST/TT ----------- BBS Software Network Mailers Other Utilities Name Version Name Version Name Version -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- FIDOdoor/ST 2.5.1 BinkleyTerm 2.40n9 ApplyList 1.00@ FiFo 2.1v The Box 1.95* Burep 1.1 LED ST 1.00 ComScan 1.04 QuickBBS/ST 1.06* ConfMail 4.10 NodeList Utilities Echoscan 1.10 Name Version FDrenum 2.5.2 Compression -------------------- FastPack 1.20 Utilities ParseList 1.30 Import 1.14 Name Version EchoFix 1.20 oMMM 1.40 -------------------- sTICK/Hatch 5.50 Pack 1.00 ARC 6.02 Trenum 0.10 LHARC 2.01i PackConvert STZip 1.1* FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 48 28 Oct 1996 UnJARST 2.00 WhatArc 2.02 Tandy Color Computer 3 (OS-9 Level II) -------------------------------------- BBS Software Compression Utility Other Utilities Name Version Name Version Name Version -------------------- -------------------- -------------------- RiBBS 2.02+ Ar 1.3 Ascan 1.2 DeArc 5.12 AutoFRL 2.0 OS9Arc 1.0 Bundle 2.2 UnZip 3.10 CKARC 1.1 UnLZH 3.0 EchoCheck 1.01 FReq 2.5a LookNode 2.00 ParseLST PReq 2.2 RList 1.03 RTick 2.00 UnBundle 1.4 UnSeen 1.1 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Key to old info: + - Netmail Capable (Doesn't Require Additional Mailer Software) * - Recently Updated Version @ - New Addition -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Please send updates and suggestions to: Peter Popovich, 1:363/264 ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 49 28 Oct 1996 ================================================================= FIDONEWS PUBLIC-KEY ================================================================= [this must be copied out to a file starting at column 1 or it won't process under PGP as a valid public-key] -----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- Version: 2.6.2 Comment: Clear-signing is Electronic Digital Authenticity! 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Sorry for any inconvenience. ----------------------------------------------------------------- FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 50 28 Oct 1996 ================================================================= FIDONEWS INFORMATION ================================================================= ------- FIDONEWS MASTHEAD AND CONTACT INFORMATION ------- Editor: Christopher Baker Editors Emeritii: Thom Henderson, Dale Lovell, Vince Perriello, Tim Pozar, Tom Jennings, Sylvia Maxwell, Donald Tees "FidoNews Editor" FidoNet 1:1/23 BBS 1-904-409-7040, 300/1200/2400/14400/V.32bis/HST(ds) more addresses: Christopher Baker -- 1:18/14, cbaker84@digital.net cbak.rights@opus.global.org (Postal Service mailing address) FidoNews Editor P.O. Box 471 Edgewater, FL 32132-0471 U.S.A. voice: 1-904-409-3040 [1400-2100 ET only, please] [1800-0100 UTC/GMT] ------------------------------------------------------ FidoNews is published weekly by and for the members of the FIDONET INTERNATIONAL AMATEUR ELECTRONIC MAIL system. It is a compilation of individual articles contributed by their authors or their authorized agents. The contribution of articles to this compilation does not diminish the rights of the authors. OPINIONS EXPRESSED in these articles ARE THOSE OF THE AUTHORS and not necessarily those of FidoNews. Authors retain copyright on individual works; otherwise FidoNews is Copyright 1996 Christopher Baker. All rights reserved. Duplication and/or distribution permitted for noncommercial purposes only. For use in other circumstances, please contact the original authors, or the Editor. =*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*= OBTAINING COPIES: The most recent issue of FidoNews in electronic form may be obtained from the FidoNews Editor via manual download or file-request, or from various sites in the FidoNet and Internet. PRINTED COPIES may be obtained by sending SASE to the above postal address. File-request FIDONEWS for the current Issue. File-request FNEWS for the current month in one archive. Or file-request specific back Issue filenames in distribution format [FNEWSDnn.LZH] for a FIDONEWS 13-44 Page 51 28 Oct 1996 particular Issue. Monthly Volumes are available as FNWSmmmy.ZIP where mmm = three letter month [JAN - DEC] and y = last digit of the current year [6], i.e., FNWSMAY6.ZIP for all the Issues from May 96. Annual volumes are available as FNEWSn.ZIP where n = the Volume number 1 - 12 for 1984 - 1995, respectively. Annual Volume archives range in size from 48K to 1.2M. INTERNET USERS: FidoNews is available via: http://www.fidonet.org/fidonews.htm ftp://ftp.fidonet.org/pub/fidonet/fidonews/ ftp://ftp.aminet.org/pub/aminet/comm/fido/ You can read the current FidoNews Issue in HTML format at: http://www.geocities.com/athens/6894/ STAR SOURCE for ALL Past Issues via FTP and file-request - Available for FReq from 1:396/1 or by anonymous FTP from: ftp://ftp.sstar.com/fidonet/fnews/ Each yearly archive also contains a listing of the Table-of-Contents for that year's issues. 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